Types of Program Managers; which one are you?

1. If you get in my way, I'll kill you! - ideal Program manager

2. If you get in my way, you'll kill me! - somewhat less than ideal Program manager

3. If I get in my way, I'll kill you! - somewhat misguided Program manager

4. If I get in your way, I'll kill you! - A tough Program manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)

5. If get kill in will way I you. - dyslexic, functionally illiterate Program manager

6. I am the way! Kill me if you can! - messianic Program manager

7. Get away, I'll kill us all! - suicidal Program manager

8. If you kill me, I'll get in your way. - thoughtful but ineffective Program manager

9. If I kill you I'll get in your way. - Program manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious

10. If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm. - Program manager from New York

11. I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way, so no one will get killed. - Program manager who is about to get in big trouble

12. If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares? - weak, uninspired, lackluster Program manager

13. If I kill me, you'll get your way. - pragmatic Program manager

14. If we get in each other's way, who will get killed? - An utterly confused manager

15. Don't kill me, please follow my only ideal way. - every Program manager to date likes.

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