Wednesday 18 November 2009

Sometimes it's better to be an Introvert

Program words of wisdom:-
Always think twice before you say something, because sometimes accident do happen.

One of the company I had worked with did a personally evaluation on Introvert and Extrovert. Briefly, Introvert are rather careful of their actions and took some seconds to process their thoughts before speaking out. Extrovert, on the other hand,are more daring and shoots out immediately what they wants to say. Company having many customers does not share one customer's information to the other and would prefer Introvert to manage confidentiality when dealing with other client.

My jaw drops when a brave extrovert executive says, "we had proven capable of giving 15% discount to one customer Z so this should not be a problem". FYI, customer B usually give 3~5% annual discount was equally surprised.

Here's another joke.
There were these 4 guys --- Mr. Russian, Mr. German, Mr. Kkkkkkkk (not to offend any nationality & Mr. French, who together found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.


Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said : " Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true. "

Mr. French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted : " Wine ! " The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. Mr. Frenchman was very happy, swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Mr. Russian's turn. He did the same and shouted : " Vodka ! " and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The Mr. German was next and he jumped and shouted : " Beer ! " He was likewise very contented with his beer-filled pool.

The last is the Kkkkkk (not to offend any nationality). He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, " Shit !!!!!!!........."


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