Airplane jokes

Program words of wisdom:-


Program Managers frequently travels to meet their oversea customers for better interaction in building the business relationship ship. Here is a possible joke.

After a British Airways Flight reached its cruising altitude the Captain announced :
Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, Welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Singapore, we are now cruising at 35,000 feet, the weather ahead is good so we should have a quiet,uneventful flight, so sit back , relax and .......OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence followed..........

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
Ladies and Gentlemen I'm sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap, you should see the front of my pants !!!!!!!!!

An Irish passenger at the back yelled...........

What???? , you should see the back of mine !


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