Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
-Darling here..
darling there...
After marriage.
-Baling here... baling there..


Before marriage.
-I die for you. .
After marriage.
-"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
-You die I help you!

Before marriage.
-You go anywhere, I follow you.
After marriage.
-You go anywhere, up to you
Lagi lama married.
-You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
-"you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
-"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
-"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
-"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
-Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
-Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding
-Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
-You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding
-She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
-Don't know whether katak or biawak

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