Program Management words of wisdom:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Good Program management is not so much knowing what to do and when, as knowing what excuses to give"
Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."
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Hello! I'm here again.
My mind is all muddlled up.
I just want to ask something.
I know that you will be able to help me out.
Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears !
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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early.
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you give her?
J: playing cards
KACAK5 Management
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