Brain Teasers

1.A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3.A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

4.There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

5.What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

6.Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

7.This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

8.You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

9.If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

10.(in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth youngest daughter?

Now how many could you answer?


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ANSWERS:

1.The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.





2.The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.




3.The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.




4.Colour and Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.




5.The answer is Charcoal. In Homer Simpson's words: hmmmm... Barbecue.





6.Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.




7.The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph




8.If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!




9.If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!




10.Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!




11.Nunu? NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter is Mary. Read the question again.

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A Hard Language - English

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:

1.The bandage was wound around the wound.
2.The farm was used to produce produce.
3.The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4.We must polish the Polish furniture.
5.He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6.The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7.Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8.A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9.When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10.I did not object to the object.
11.The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12.There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13.They were too close to the door to close it.
14.The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15.A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16.To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17.The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18.After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19.Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20.I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21.How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
1.There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
2.English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
3.Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
4.We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that:
1.quicksand can work slowly,
2.boxing rings are square and
3.a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig,
4.writers write but fingers don't fing, and
5.grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
5.If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
6.One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend.
7.If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
8.If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
9.If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
10.Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
11.In what language do people:
1.recite at a play and play a recital
2.ship by truck and send cargo by ship, and
3.have noses that run and feet that smell?
12.How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
13.You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which:
1.your house can burn up as it burns down,
2.you fill in a form by filling it out, and
3.an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers. It reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And finally, why doesn't "buick" rhyme with "quick"?

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Preacher's Wish from God

A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.
While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"
God replied, "One second."
The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "A penny."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one of your pennies?"
And God replied, "Just wait a sec."

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Amazing Mathematics

Absolutely amazing! Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...
101%

>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%? What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
Have a nice day & God bless!!

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Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
-Darling here..
darling there...
After marriage.
-Baling here... baling there..


Before marriage.
-I die for you. .
After marriage.
-"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
-You die I help you!

Before marriage.
-You go anywhere, I follow you.
After marriage.
-You go anywhere, up to you
Lagi lama married.
-You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
-"you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
-"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
-"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
-"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
-Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
-Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding
-Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
-You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding
-She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
-Don't know whether katak or biawak

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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See what a Handphone can do

Program Management words of wisdom:-
"A Program is one small step for the Sales Manager, one giant leap for the Program Manager."

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1 Egg
2 Mobiles
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.
We assembled something as per image:

Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed 65 minutes approximately…
During the first 15 minutes nothing happened;
25 minutes later the egg started getting hot;
45 minutes later the egg is hot;
65 minutes later the egg is cooked.

Conclusion: The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins of your brains when you do long calls.

Let it be a lesson for the Mobilemaniacs

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Jokes to de-stress

Program Management words of wisdom:-
"Good Program management is not so much knowing what to do and when, as knowing what excuses to give"

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Wife: "Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all our five kids with him."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: "Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of them is yours."

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Hello! I'm here again.
My mind is all muddlled up.
I just want to ask something.
I know that you will be able to help me out.
Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?

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You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . . that you have your MP3 player on your ears !

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WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL", that's why I came home early.

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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you give her?
J: playing cards

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