Marketing made simple

Program words of wisdom:-Kacak5 Management

SV sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

Mz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
One of his loyal friends goes up to her and pointing at Mz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"That's Advertising.

K.T. sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and gets her telephone number.
The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!
"That's Telemarketing.

K is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag aftershe drops it, offers her ride and then says:"By the way, I'm rich.
Will you Marry Me?
"That's Public Relations.

RBee is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. The girl walks up to him and says:"You are very rich!
Can you marry me?
"That's Brand Recognition.

SH sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!
"She gives SH a tight and hard slap on his face. That's Program Management Feedback received.

Not satisfied, SH goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich.
Marry me!
"And she introduces Hamid, her husband.
That's Demand and Supply gap.

A sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say anything,another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
And she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share.

And finally N sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" R arrives.
That's restriction for entering new market. R leaves.
N tells the gorgeous girl, "No need to marry. Let's just have a good time to produce."
That's sampling.
Have a nice day!